‘you’re back early’ is the most hilarious phrase to me in this context. like, you’re back early. from the moon. which takes days to get back from, and also definitely the assistance of this nasa employee. but somehow we managed it and just decided to drop by nasa for you to make this casual remark. yep. a logical setup to any joke.
its comedy gold, just in that first line
and it just gets wilder from there with the implication that not only is the ENTIRE moon haunted, but apparently somehow a single pistol will be sufficient to deal with this particular paranormal conundrum
Turkey Christmas dinner with a side of revolution.
The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy?
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
The Moon landing was faked
Major words in Mario games have never used a G
please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible
What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers
unyielding--justice
@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?
tremendouslysizzlingsandwich
y in mario party
this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing
your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu
there was a g in this one too tho
certified iconic post
Make it a good one, kids.
Wahoo, it’s wiggly Wednesday!!!
first wiggly wednesday of the decade lets make it a good one comrades
Here’s a hoping for a good year for everyone!
Wow cant believe it’s the last day in the world! The world was pretty neato but I guess we’re moving on now, here were some things that were good about existing and having a planet in a universe, gonna miss some of this stuff!!!!
Some of the stuff that was bad:
longshot said TRANS RIGHTS BABEY
